Soviel zur Intelligenz von George W. !!!!

[Beschde]

... In the oval office
>
>
> George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
>
> Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
>
> George: Great. Lay it on me.
>
> Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
>
> George: That's what I want to know.
>
> Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
>
> George: That's what I'm asking you. Who (klingt wie "hu") is the new leader
> of China?
>
> Condi: Yes.
>
> George: I mean the fellow's name.
>
> Condi: Hu.
>
> George: The guy in China.
>
> Condi: Hu.
>
> George: The new leader of China.
>
> Condi: Hu.
>
> George: The Chinaman!
>
> Condi: Hu is leading China.
>
> George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
>
> Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
>
> George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
>
> Condi: That's the man's name.
>
> George: That's who's name?
>
> Condi: Yes.
>
> George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
>
> China?
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
>
> Middle East.
>
> Condi: That's correct.
>
> George: Then who is in China?
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Yassir is in China?
>
> Condi: No, sir.
>
> George: Then who is?
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Yassir?
>
> Condi: No, sir.
>
> George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
>
> Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
>
> Condi: Kofi?
>
> George: No, thanks.
>
> Condi: You want Kofi?
>
> George: No.
>
> Condi: You don't want Kofi.
>
> George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
>
> And then get me the U.N.
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
>
> Condi: Kofi?
>
> George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
>
> Condi: And call who?
>
> George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
>
> Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
>
> George: Will you stay out of China?!
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
>
> Condi: Kofi.
>
> George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

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SMART!
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Es grüßen Denis und
der kleine Bambikiller!

[dolphiner]

War schon vor einigen Tagen hier im Forum.
Aber ist immer noch gut.

[Kevin_Lomax]

tv-tipp: ab sonntag kommt die kleine 8-teilige bush-verarschungsserie der southparkmacher auf rtl2!!!

hab heut ne vorschau gesehen und mich fast todgelacht! ;-)

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[StarTwo]

Stop!!!!!
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oder das:




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Steffen



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[pitbull]

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[ Diese Nachricht wurde editiert von pitbull am 31.03.2003 um 18:41 Uhr ]